
Crafting Premium Non-Alcoholic Beverages

Our Delicious Brews
Rattle Radler: A Bold Blend, European Refreshment.
Inspired by the easy-drinking Radlers of Europe, Rattle Radler is the dynamic duo of non-alcoholic refreshment. We've expertly blended the authentic 1880s malt character of Thirst Quencher with the vibrant honey-key lime goodness of Honey Key. The outcome? A crisp, effervescent radler bursting with flavor and packed with electrolytes. It's the ultimate thirst-quenching upgrade, with a continental twist. 0.1% ABV. 140 Cal per 16oz

Hey Sunshine: Our Saaz Light Lager
Meet Hey Sunshine, a refreshing light American Lager. This beer has a beautiful, cloudy appearance like a sunrise, with a light body brewed for ultimate drinkability. A generous dose of Saaz hops provides a clean, spicy character that’s balanced and never overwhelming. It’s the perfect, simple beer for when you need to get refreshed. 0.2% ABV. 127 Cal per 16oz

Honey Key: Sweet, Tart, and Truly Refreshing
Get ready for a flavor combination that just works! Honey Key brings together the tangy kick of fresh key limes and the smooth, natural sweetness of honey for a truly delicious and refreshing soda. It's bubbly, bright, and simply irresistible.
Thirst Quencher: A Taste of History, Revitalized
In an age of innovative craft beverages and a growing demand for sophisticated non-alcoholic options, Thirst Quencher stands apart. Our brewery meticulously researched and revived an authentic 1880 recipe, crafting a non-alcoholic malt beverage known for its balanced malt profile, subtle hop notes, and crisp finish—the hallmarks of classic American lagers.
Enjoy the refreshing taste of Thirst Quencher anytime, anywhere. And yes, it's also infused with electrolytes to help you replenish and rehydrate.

Our Story & Craft
At LA LA Brewery, we are passionate about crafting exceptional non-alcoholic fermented malt beverages. Our journey began with a dedication to traditional brewing techniques, adapted to create delicious, full-flavored drinks without all the alcohol. We meticulously select the finest malts and natural ingredients to ensure a superior taste experience in every bottle.
Our mission is to provide sophisticated and refreshing alternatives for every occasion. We believe in natural fermentation and sustainable practices, bringing you beverages that are not only enjoyable but also mindful of your well-being and the environment. Discover the rich, complex flavors of our non-alcoholic malt brews.

Experience the Flavor of LA LA Brewery
Explore our range of non-alcoholic fermented malt beverages and find your new favorite refreshment. Taste the craft, without the compromise!
Where to Find Our Brews
LA LA Brewery is making its way to shelves near you! We're committed to making our premium non-alcoholic fermented malt beverages accessible. Check out the options below to find your nearest stockist or order online.
Local Businesses
Look for LA LA Brewery at these select grocery stores, specialty beverage shops, bars, and restaurants across the region.
- Specialty Beverage Stores: Ask for us by name!
- Find us in the Better Without App
Coming soon to more locations!
Order Online
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29300 SE Haley Rd.
Boring, OR 97009